one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
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- A - Your current OTP
- B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
- C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
- D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
- E - Have you added anything…
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I love how Santa and Satan have the exact same letters almost as if Santa is Satan’s part time job
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Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?
Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?
Remmeber when they had Mpreg
remember when they had a gay couple
Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977
they put squidward in hell
remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn
Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…
Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke?
Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?
Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.
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Spent most of the day watching Marble Hornets Friday and yesterday. Now its 2 am and I’m starting entry#75… SEND HELP.
wait till you see entry 80
80 ripped my heart out.
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"I…I don’t wanna die—"
"I’m not gonna let you."
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My thoughts during Entry 80 of Marble Hornets:
Cmon get up buddy… I-it’s just a… Little blood.
Please get up
Please gE̛̦̣̩̒Ť͑̓̾ͭ̿҉͔̜̹̖͚̻̻̤ U̶̴̖̹̳̺̫͉̰̘̳͉͓̹̟̝̩ͩ̐̽̇͋͌ͮ͋̈ͅP̨̛̦̳͍͕̥͕͍̟̱͔̬̫̞̪̣ͤ͗̅͆̀ͥ̕͠
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(I’d like to show this to my mom, who doesn’t think someone can)
Well, I’d like to believe I exist
wait until she gets a load of me
Let’s meet mommy, shall we?
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